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Executive upheaval this morning...
It appears some of our workstations in Europe were hit with this flaw this morning. Our board of directors summoned a meeting and I have heard rumors that I may be getting fired for creating a total dependence on one vendor for all of our software needs. I called my rep and he came over immediately. However, he was not allowed in the building. He did email me a PowerPoint entitled "Why The Microsoft Monoculture is Good". I will present it this morning if I need to. My MCSEs and MCSDs are confident that I will remain onboard though. They are right now celebrating and dancing away, obviously expecting me to be exonerated and to continue to deploy Longhorn Server.
Posted by: Mike Cox   Posted on: 09/28/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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Well according to what I read , it would seem as Symantec and McAfee  Intellihence | 09/27/06
LOVEROCK DAVIDSON!!!!  galileon | 09/27/06
Take that nay sayers!  Loverock Davidson | 09/28/06
ROTFL  Shelendrea | 09/28/06
Well ... dang it ... SAY SUMTHIN', Rockhead! (NT)  OButterball | 09/28/06
He hasn't been told what to say yet  critic-at-arms | 09/28/06
Heck, even I know what those are:  OButterball | 09/28/06
BUT YOU STILL HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING!!!  nix_hed | 09/28/06
Too funny. We always new your side of the story, LD, was empty! (NT)  nomorems | 09/28/06
there are no vulnerabilities  zoroaster | 09/28/06
What a bunch of BS zoroaster !  Intellihence | 09/29/06
Imagine a world were the Primary OS maker cares about security...  nix_hed | 09/29/06
Hypothetically thought...  Snarfiorix | 09/30/06
Think about it . . .  joseph.arrington | 09/27/06
you forgot wait-for-a-significant-amount-of-damage-first  galileon | 09/27/06
I knew someone like that...  zoroaster | 09/28/06
I like it!  handydan918 | 09/28/06
Apple has always "worked ahead"??  craptacular@... | 10/02/06
MSFT Users  Chad_z | 09/28/06
But they go crazy  Boot_Agnostic | 09/28/06
No big deal! I'd use PowerPoint Viewer  Grayson Peddie | 09/28/06
Executive upheaval this morning...  Mike Cox | 09/28/06
OH NO!!!!!  g_ludlow | 09/28/06
OH NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Linux_4u! | 09/28/06
8.5  Linux User 147560 | 09/28/06
Europe!!!!  tic swayback | 09/28/06
No worries, Mikey!  OButterball | 09/28/06
We'll hold a candel vigil for you, Mike. wink [nt]  olePigeon | 09/28/06
Great  Boot_Agnostic | 09/28/06
Message has been deleted.  Jay E Court | 09/28/06
10.0 I would hate to see you leave ...  LoCal | 09/28/06
10.00 ++ double plus good!  nomorems | 09/28/06
As The World Turns  zztong | 09/29/06
Hmmmmm  Shelendrea | 09/28/06
Symantec on OS X  Chad_z | 09/28/06
well...  Stuka | 09/28/06
Yeeeaaaahhh....and you really have to wonder ? happy  nomorems | 09/28/06
Now that Microsoft decided to become predictable  CobraA1 | 09/28/06
One very clear and indisputable benefit!!!  techboy_z | 09/28/06
These green-day attacks must stop  Boot_Agnostic | 09/28/06
heh  CobraA1 | 09/28/06
I agree.  Grayson Peddie | 09/28/06
Many average Joes don't know you can!  Hrothgar - PCLinuxOS User | 10/02/06
Wake Up!  The-Sensei | 09/29/06
and I was beginning to think that  slim-01 | 09/29/06
Have you tried Linux?  Hrothgar - PCLinuxOS User | 10/02/06
Loopholes  Ole Man | 10/11/06

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