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I can see where the TSA would love to have certain safety protocols in place, such as:

1. All passengers must wear TSA issued shoeless orange jumpsuits with no clothing permitted underneath. This jumpsuit may only be issued after the cavity search, retinal scan, fingerprinting, and DNA testing are complete.

2. All passengers must be shackled to their seats unless using the restroom. No exceptions.

3. Any passenger wishing to use the restroom must be herded to the restroom by a flight attendant using a neck clamp attached to a two-meter rod. The restrooms will not have doors, so that the passenger is never unobserved by the flight crew.

4. No carry-on items of any sort whatsoever. This means no medication, epi-pens, eyeglasses, hearing aids, etc. Any medically necessary items will be carried by the flight crew.

5. Any passenger that voices any complaint will be tanquilized and banned from all future travel.

6. Any purchase of a ticket is also permission for law enforcement to conduct a warrantless search of any and all properties, possessions, and financial records of the purchaser.



Maybe after that, the TSA will say that we are all safe. But probably not.

Posted by: Letophoro   Posted on: 08/11/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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