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Church of the Painful OS

Welcome, welcome, welcome! To today's service at the Church of the Painful OS, the auspicious potentate reverend rector bishop head prelate Ibeen A. MacFellow officiating. We now go into today's message: "No Security!"
My bruddas and sistas turn with me to the book of Fortran 12:23, and it reads thusly: "The hacker awaits thee, he awaits the sheeple who walk in darkness, he awaits the man who follows multitudes unto the valley of mediocrity, he waits for thee!"
Ah ah say, "No Security!" yes, oh yes!
We seek security here, we seek it there, we seek, we seek every where. We pull upon the hair, we hide with our lair, we try not to share, we will not even dare to live to love to care. say amen!
"No Security!"
We browse, we mail, we ftp, we fail. We reformat, we wail, "No Security!"
"the Hacker awaits thee", his eyes go far, his minions go wide, your header and data he does divide, he awaits, he fates, ohhh sinner!
"No Security!" say yes, say yes, say yeeeeessss!
But wait!
Wait I say, what is that I see? That which comes to me? it is Security!
It is the chuch, the Church of the Painful OS!
Your souls, your hearts, your files, apps, maps, db's, cd's shall find comfort here, shall find security here!
(music plays softly)
Come my bruddas, repent ye trolls, yeild tome my sistas, hear my words!
(choir hums)
Won't you come, won't you come!

Posted by: Reverend MacFellow   Posted on: 08/02/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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