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- My rep gleefully watched as my MCSEs attempted to hack Vista. We had a mandated "hack fest" here. We locked down the MCSEs over the weekend and armed them with only a VBScript book. They were unable to even make a surface scan of Vista. MCS then arrived onsite and taunted the MCSEs and even that did not work. Some of the MCSEs realized they were in over their heads and resigned on the spot. I accepted their resignations but told them they could not leave because we were in full lockdown mode. My rep then pulled out the phone lines and I confiscated all of the cell phones. We then hung up a picture of George W. Bush and saluted it.
- Posted by: Mike Cox Posted on: 08/01/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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