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OS is like Fort Knox...
My rep gleefully watched as my MCSEs attempted to hack Vista. We had a mandated "hack fest" here. We locked down the MCSEs over the weekend and armed them with only a VBScript book. They were unable to even make a surface scan of Vista. MCS then arrived onsite and taunted the MCSEs and even that did not work. Some of the MCSEs realized they were in over their heads and resigned on the spot. I accepted their resignations but told them they could not leave because we were in full lockdown mode. My rep then pulled out the phone lines and I confiscated all of the cell phones. We then hung up a picture of George W. Bush and saluted it.
Posted by: Mike Cox   Posted on: 08/01/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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Most Secure  IT_Critic | 08/01/06
Yes  Loverock Davidson | 08/01/06
The equations is wrong  IT_Critic | 08/02/06
So, what you're saying is...  Zeppo9191 | 08/04/06
Black Hat with a Vista twist  Loverock Davidson | 08/01/06
Even better for the Black Hatters who wish to learn more about vista .  Intellihence | 08/01/06
Yeah... I am SURE  DebianDog | 08/01/06
OS is like Fort Knox...  Mike Cox | 08/01/06
Yes, Your 3-Day Boot Camp MCSEs Couldn't Hack A Loogie  itanalyst | 08/01/06
Pretty good, Mikey. If I didn't know better ...  OButterball | 08/01/06
Man, you should  999ad@... | 08/01/06
I agree,  swoopee | 08/01/06
you'll find more of Mike here...  Arm A. Geddon | 08/01/06
MY rep found it  not of this world | 08/01/06
NSA  grincity2003 | 08/01/06
Hahahahahahahaha !  Intellihence | 08/01/06
breaking and entering  not of this world | 08/01/06
Virtuailization: Stand Up program of Gates Foundation  mighetto | 08/02/06
Dang, and almost all the black hatters have posted  Boot_Agnostic | 08/03/06
Credit when it is due.  dbrimlow | 08/04/06
Bring it on  Omer Qureshi | 08/04/06

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