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the new terror alert system, brought to you by m$
i guess you could say this new type of virus (or really, a return of something from the 90's in a new form) is the terrorist of the windows world. just like the so-called terrorists that bush has the military hunting down (yay troops, boo president!), the anti-virus people will be hunting these guys down before it's too late. so why not have a terror alert system based on the windows logo...it'll be simple enough.

green means "guess what? you can turn off your firewall for 5 minutes and be ok". blue means "yeah, turn off your firewall at your own risk". yellow means "let's make sure you're using a nat router with a good spi firewall". finally, red means "guess what? if you're not using unix, linix, or anything else that isn't windows, you can suft to your heart's delight. but if you're using windows, don't even turn on your computer today. kthxbye".

see? the windows logo is ready for this.
Posted by: nix_hed   Posted on: 08/01/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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uh huh  Kamchatka | 07/31/06
If I'm racist, I'm racist against ME!  Reverend MacFellow | 08/01/06
I missed the message...before it was deleted  mdsmedia | 08/01/06
HALLELUIA...  bblackmore | 08/01/06
Love it!  999ad@... | 07/31/06
WHY WAS THIS DELETED?  Reverend MacFellow | 08/01/06
as stated earlier...  mdsmedia | 08/01/06
Sorry I don't have a copy, but .....  Reverend MacFellow | 08/01/06
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Par for the course  slingzenarrowzuvowtrayjissforchin | 08/02/06
Where's the sense?  reliant1884 | 07/31/06
Caliber  tech.paul@... | 07/31/06
Time to take precausions..!  reliant1884 | 07/31/06
Backups good, but...  chicokhan | 07/31/06
A suggestion of how to solve these attacks...  dav1dsm1th | 08/01/06
Licensing cost double  bblackmore | 08/01/06
Points taken  dav1dsm1th | 08/01/06
dav1dsm1th...  bblackmore | 08/01/06
bblackmore, perhaps we're too deep...  dav1dsm1th | 08/01/06
Tell me more... please  qtrback | 08/01/06
Sorry for the delay...  dav1dsm1th | 08/04/06
The only real threat  DemonX | 07/31/06
Why not start making same?  Langalibalene | 07/31/06
Look Further!  reliant1884 | 08/01/06
Overdue  finalquest@... | 07/31/06
Perfect Weapon, Perfect Excuse  jlzimm | 07/31/06
perfect weapon  strubinsky@... | 08/02/06
Rootkit Detection..! Must Read!  reliant1884 | 07/31/06
Thanx for the info!  pundamentalist | 07/31/06
ROOTKIT MANAGEMENT  interested_amateur@... | 08/01/06
Yes this is a nasty bugger  Linux User 147560 | 07/31/06
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Web Card  bblackmore | 08/01/06
Credit Cards would be better  Wizard Prang | 08/01/06
the new terror alert system, brought to you by m$  nix_hed | 08/01/06
Brian Denehy?  robinsonky | 08/01/06
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