On GameFAQs: What causes the Red Ring of Death?
BNET Business Network:
BNET
TechRepublic
ZDNet
TalkBack 19 of 91:
Next »
« Previous
Rep and I are gloating....
My rep and I always knew JavaScript was insecure. Being written by Netscape, it was doomed from the start. One of the 10 Laws of Scripting I posted here is "thou shall not use JavaScript. Only VBScript". I then told my MCSDs to go through millions of lines of code and remove all vestiges of JavaScript. It was a great project. My rep "ran interference", assigning a bouncer to stand by the door and not allow anyone to leave. I hired a guy to pose as a Buckingham Palace guard and stand at attention the entire time as well. My rep and I would then look in on the MCSDs on our way out to Daniel's Broiler.
Posted by: Mike Cox   Posted on: 07/28/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
Reply to Story Reply to Message

Alert moderator to an offensive message

Subscribe to this discussion via Email or RSS

O'damn , things aren't getting any better nowadays .  Intellihence | 07/28/06
TV is already happening, but appliances...  OliverSeal | 07/28/06
They are already at the mercy...  bitflippper1 | 07/28/06
They Are !  IceTheNet@... | 07/29/06
As we know...  im_chaz@... | 07/28/06
That's why we shouldn't use any type of scripting.  pjones | 07/28/06
 OliverSeal | 07/28/06
Horse.  LowGenius | 07/28/06
What about paper cuts?  MovieMaker | 07/29/06
NoScript  JDThompson | 07/29/06
Well...  flatliner | 07/29/06
A bit mellow dramatic!  IceTheNet@... | 07/29/06
JS vs PHP  Peopleunit | 08/01/06
Ask yourself, "Will I go to hell?"  OliverSeal | 07/28/06
Why do think Organized Crime  Edward Meyers | 07/28/06
Absolutes are not Absolutely Absolute.  IceTheNet@... | 07/29/06
Sure we can add those also  Edward Meyers | 07/29/06
Yes you will!  IceTheNet@... | 07/29/06
Rep and I are gloating....  Mike Cox | 07/28/06
Any script is insecure  TripleII | 07/28/06
Fish On! (nt)  LoCal | 07/28/06
Good one!  DarthRidiculous | 07/28/06
Agreed, LOL!  LoCal | 07/28/06
(LMAO) I hope  999ad@... | 07/28/06
Rep and I are gloating....  dshans@... | 07/28/06
Alright who let the Cox-A-Roach out of the woodwork ?  Intellihence | 07/29/06
Someone's having a hell of a time  flatliner | 07/29/06
Face it  John Zern | 07/30/06
Hey Mikey My Ex-wife still loves you  Squawkie is Back | 07/29/06
Java Applets Rize  mighetto | 07/28/06
So we need to download huge Java applets?  balsover | 07/28/06
Take it with a grain of salt  John Zern | 07/30/06
On Java Applications CFSD  mighetto | 07/31/06
Then why did the EU make no mention  John Zern | 07/30/06
Facts Assumptions Truth Theory  mighetto | 07/31/06
End of AJAX  smartyram | 07/28/06
Wash your mouth out with AJAX  IceTheNet@... | 07/29/06
Trivial to fix - it's the js compiler stupid!  tdhorlando | 07/28/06
stupid again  smartyram | 07/28/06
smarter than you think  tdhorlando | 07/28/06
An Easier Solution -  IceTheNet@... | 07/29/06
Is not IE integrated  mighetto | 07/28/06
Your understanding of Windows and IE is lacking severely  toadlife | 07/29/06
Bwwwwhaaaa  Edward Meyers | 07/29/06
So?  NonZealot | 07/29/06
KHTML Can be removed  Edward Meyers | 07/29/06
I agree  NonZealot | 07/29/06
priviledge elevation?  toadlife | 07/29/06
You have a short memory  Edward Meyers | 07/31/06
ie: the browser  jlhenry62 | 07/29/06
The situation in Windows is hardly unique  toadlife | 07/29/06
And you don't have to use KDE  Edward Meyers | 07/29/06
Not the point  toadlife | 07/29/06
Small Correction  IceTheNet@... | 07/29/06
There is no JS Compiler  Edward Meyers | 07/28/06
Interpreter/Compiler  tdhorlando | 07/28/06
ok i got it in mine  alandee4 | 07/28/06
you have to goto the folder and delete it manually  IceTheNet@... | 07/29/06
javascript too?  vger_z | 07/28/06
It's not them it is people.  IceTheNet@... | 07/29/06
Furthermore  IceTheNet@... | 07/29/06
modern applications are hacks  Daniel Cremer | 07/28/06
It's a BROWSER!  TonyMcS | 07/30/06
And yet you all are forgetting  Linux User 147560 | 07/28/06
Exactly!  JDThompson | 07/28/06
Yep  Greenknight_z | 07/29/06
I'v been thinking about this  IceTheNet@... | 07/29/06
Did you even look at the SPI script...  john.gruber@... | 07/28/06
Ok, I tried the "proof of concept"  JDThompson | 07/28/06
Wow. Imagine that.  John Zern | 07/28/06
That should be  Edward Meyers | 07/29/06
Oops, you're right  John Zern | 07/30/06
JavaScript? Lock memory allocation.  Pazooza | 07/29/06
Fine, just use Java from now on  Boot_Agnostic | 07/29/06
Port .NET to J2EE  mighetto | 07/31/06
If you think this is new then your skill level is very low  IceTheNet@... | 07/29/06
Javascript has same security as client  OneDayMatt | 07/29/06
Crank Up The Ol' Linotype, Boys! I'll Melt Some Lead!  Rumpled_Foreskin | 07/29/06
The more they change  Squawkie is Back | 07/29/06
Java What?  philscbx@... | 07/30/06
Some sanity - please!  Fred Fredrickson | 07/30/06
In the beginning there were no fences  WinnebagoBoy | 07/30/06
Ya'll Not Much Help  jerelsr@... | 07/30/06
JavaScript is dreadful  webDevx | 07/31/06
Javascript is fast-easy-cheap, it will stay  nospam@... | 08/01/06
Javascript attacks  lynnerufus | 08/01/06
its getting mnore interesting ...wow  zeero | 08/01/06
Just run Firefox with NoScript extension  kcstech | 08/03/06
Absolutely!  sah42 | 08/04/06
java scripting  gdude@... | 08/05/06
agree  julieboston | 10/22/09

What do you think?

SponsoredWhite Papers, Webcasts, and Downloads

advertisement
advertisement