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Apples are evil
It says in the bible that

The apple that Eve ate was called the Apple of Knowledge and consequently earned God's wrath

This proves that Apples are evil and no one should ever use them.

Microsoft is an american company founded by an american and it has taken over the world. Here in God's country, the land of the free, Microsoft has dominated the world of IT like no other - how could it fail? It has the backing of God himself!

That is all anyone needs to know. All other computer systems are the spawn of wicked and evil men doing the work of Satan. They are doomed to failure and those using them will only be unhappy victims of their own foolishness.

Bill Gates (may blessings shower upon him) has shown us the way. He is truly a modern disciple.
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Apple the mark of a superior company .  I'm Ye, the MS SHILL . | 06/27/06
What a Mike Cox Rip Off  csa0307 | 06/28/06
If anything I'm no Mike Cox rip off .  Intellihence | 06/28/06
Longhorn server is far superior...  Mike Cox | 06/27/06
You dork and this has what to do with APPLE you cockaroach .  Intellihence | 06/27/06
ahhhhhh..... GOT ONE!! (nt)  Fred Fredrickson | 06/27/06
Nice Catch  csa0307 | 06/28/06
I'm no newbie .  Intellihence | 06/28/06
Newbie!  bportlock | 06/28/06
newbie newbie newbie!!!!  Shelendrea | 06/28/06
the Longhorn server is far superior to what Mike ?  I'm Ye, the MS SHILL . | 06/27/06
I just don't understand...  Mike Cox | 06/27/06
Ow! Ow! Ow!  LoCal | 06/28/06
12.25!  s_gamgee | 06/29/06
Dang, two in a row! Love your work Mike!! (nt)  Fred Fredrickson | 06/27/06
Mike hasn't caught anything .  I'm Ye, the MS SHILL . | 06/28/06
got you again  Stuka | 06/28/06
hee hee hee!!  bportlock | 06/28/06
Bait = MS os. (nt)  s_gamgee | 06/29/06
WOW!  flatliner | 06/28/06
Freeware?!?!?!?!?  tic swayback | 06/28/06
Superior AND Futureior ... silly ...  michael_t | 06/28/06
Undeniably the best company out there .  Intellihence | 06/27/06
What other company ??  magcomment | 06/28/06
Undeniably huh?  csa0307 | 06/28/06
With, undeniably, the worst fans...  A_Pickle | 06/28/06
Speaking of fans....  tic swayback | 06/28/06
Indeed.  A_Pickle | 06/29/06
Precisely  IfYoureFeelingSinister29 | 06/29/06
Ouch  IfYoureFeelingSinister29 | 06/29/06
It didn't.  A_Pickle | 06/29/06
Microsoft Koolaid?  MacGeek2121 | 06/28/06
Dear Apple Zealot,  A_Pickle | 06/29/06
Hahaha  IfYoureFeelingSinister29 | 06/29/06
oh please  IfYoureFeelingSinister29 | 06/29/06
Right on!!  IfYoureFeelingSinister29 | 06/29/06
Hmmmm.....  willtisdale | 06/30/06
Hmm..  qquidd@... | 06/27/06
Was A-GAS included?  tobenning@... | 06/28/06
A-GAS  qquidd@... | 06/28/06
oohh good point!  IfYoureFeelingSinister29 | 06/29/06
Symantec marketing again?  Ken_z | 06/28/06
I'm shocked, shocked  A.Typical Zork | 06/28/06
It doesn't.....  magcomment | 06/28/06
The nerve of these people, spreading slander like that.  I'm Ye, the MS SHILL . | 06/28/06
You forgot that it didn't come at a cost of 129.00  Boot_Agnostic | 06/28/06
Or that  Shelendrea | 06/28/06
and that  Boot_Agnostic | 06/29/06
Apples are evil  lovvvvie | 06/28/06
Have you ever read "Snow White"?  tic swayback | 06/28/06
10/10 tic!  Scrat | 06/28/06
Why is every OS update considered a bug fix?  MacGeek2121 | 06/28/06
Most ARE bug fixes  dlmeyer@... | 06/29/06
Oh no  Shelendrea | 06/28/06
The Never Ending Flame War  Hitparader | 06/28/06
Hilarious!  NonZealot | 06/28/06
Um, okay...  whiplash69 | 06/28/06
Inferior system?  NonZealot | 06/28/06
No it will not  CKayote | 06/28/06
See, I don't think people get it  Shelendrea | 06/28/06
About as true as it gets.  A_Pickle | 06/29/06
Choice and stupidity.  willtisdale | 06/30/06

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