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"Retch-It Gastronomics Co" have announced that from next month, only meat already condemmned as unfit for human consumption will be used in their snack products. However, for an additional fee, customers will be able to buy their snacks with antibiotics and anti-squit drugs already mixed in. "If MIcrosoft can do it, so can we", a representative said.

Customers of "Cut'n'Shut" car sales will in future pay an additional fee which will count towards the inevitable medical bills they will incurr when the vehicle they've paid for goes off the road. "This is innovation at its finest", said the company director.

Microsoft today announced .... oh, I think we know where this is going .....
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don't develop for windoze  Linux Geek | 06/22/06
Gees, can I have an autograph???  SouthernPride. | 06/22/06
Umm...  rapson | 06/22/06
Excellent write up I might add  SouthernPride. | 06/22/06
Dreamland  pkrdk | 06/26/06
Carl...  Cardinal_Bill | 06/22/06
Can I answer that?  No_Ax_to_Grind | 06/22/06
So you're saying...  Cardinal_Bill | 06/22/06
No, that is what you are ranting.  No_Ax_to_Grind | 06/22/06
No...  Cardinal_Bill | 06/22/06
Just like Red Hat, IBM, Novell, etc..  No_Ax_to_Grind | 06/23/06
It does, actually  rapson | 06/23/06
They can't give it away...  No_Ax_to_Grind | 06/23/06
Yeah, work hard and give it to everyone for free.  No_Ax_to_Grind | 06/22/06
You know, You're right  bitfuzzy | 06/23/06
Hasn't happend to me...  No_Ax_to_Grind | 06/23/06
It's no wonder  bitfuzzy | 06/23/06
Reason why it hasn't affected you  X41 | 06/23/06
Do I understand this right?  richdave | 06/22/06
That is not correct  SouthernPride. | 06/22/06
RE: That is not correct  richdave | 06/22/06
Spot On! - - - That SouthernDude is just a Troll - - - Ignore Him.  Plain Logic | 06/22/06
RE: Spot On! - - - That SouthernDude is just a Troll - - - Ignore Him.  richdave | 06/22/06
MS wants to have their cake and eat it too!  rdwhitti | 06/22/06
It seems they also want everybody else's ...nt  michael_t | 06/22/06
Know I know how the airlines can become profitable...  mathandmetal | 06/22/06
Message has been deleted.  SouthernPride. | 06/22/06
Love the analogy! (nt)  Zeppo9191 | 06/22/06
We agree on something! (nt)  SouthernPride. | 06/22/06
Microsoft swims upstream on security  You are kidding? | 06/22/06
Don't use it...  SouthernPride. | 06/22/06
What amazing wisdom SP!  Zeppo9191 | 06/22/06
Well, there are other options available  SouthernPride. | 06/22/06
RE:Don't use it...  richdave | 06/22/06
Compete with Wal-Mart no you can't....  SouthernPride. | 06/22/06
Wally World?  Cardinal_Bill | 06/22/06
Name brand  SouthernPride. | 06/22/06
Speaking of "Name Brands"...  Cardinal_Bill | 06/22/06
Gates admits to stealing copyright material  Richard Flude | 06/22/06
So do salmon, but I'd rather see a glut of tasty salmon  HypnoToad | 06/22/06
Good Point: . . . "Microsoft Security" == Oxymoron  Plain Logic | 06/22/06
I just wonder if MS is going to die after it spawns .... wink n  michael_t | 06/22/06
In other news...  whisperycat | 06/23/06
How irresponsible of you to say this.  lovvvvie | 06/23/06
Uh... you are joking?  Reverend MacFellow | 06/23/06
How can we help microsoft  quantumstate | 06/26/06
Be sure you blame the right people  A.Typical Zork | 06/23/06
Good point, to a point  TripleII | 06/26/06
What?  Sheeva | 06/23/06
It's all about the money  Rick_K | 06/23/06
This is just a simple repricing.  CommSoft | 06/23/06
For Now  TripleII | 06/26/06
I can see it now...  tiedyeguy64 | 06/23/06
devil MS to shutter offices next week  Boot_Agnostic | 06/23/06
Unfortunately...  Reverend MacFellow | 06/23/06
Create the problem then capitalize on it?  TripleII | 06/26/06
Place your bets, OneCare for Vista  TripleII | 06/26/06
If you read the article  Rick_K | 06/26/06

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