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After last week's party and a night of paid lap dances at Mr. Jimmy's Jiggly Room, the developers and engineers are now in the pocket of this CDD (crap dealt droid).

We've determined that the Infinite Upgrade Cycle works best as an Infinite Loop of unattended installation/updates of SUSe, McAfee, and OOo.

The private builds have been scrapped for applets written by a group of comatose senior citizens.

The MCSDs have been working feverishly to reprogram the plane's GPS, so that when the CIO calls in to check on us from his Palm 700w, the plane will be re-routed to Novosibirsk. They've earned their second night of paid lap dances. Fortunately, the key to the petty cash is taped under the middle desk drawer of the CIO's secretary.

Vacations have been reinstated and will be spent earning hack creds for a consulting job with the feds.
Posted by: DaffyDuck   Posted on: 03/14/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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Care to check your facts?  CodeBubba | 03/14/06
No update facility?  enduser_z | 03/14/06
No update facility?  CodeBubba | 03/14/06
The truth comes out  georgep_z | 03/15/06
Here's why  dave.leigh@... | 03/15/06
I'm a .NET developer  Chad_z | 03/15/06
go take some Midol Chad  Shelendrea | 03/15/06
Obviously you don't know your *nix  graphx | 03/14/06
Here is my $.02--  Hugh Jass | 03/14/06
Careful who you call *nix guys...  nomorems | 03/14/06
WTFAYTA?  Jeff the god of biscuits | 03/14/06
On second thought  Jeff the god of biscuits | 03/14/06
RE: Care to check your facts?  richdave | 03/14/06
CVS  Scott W | 03/16/06
Have you ever tried *nix anything  Sysop1984 | 03/21/06
Microsoft security bulletin -  graphx | 03/14/06
RE: Care to check your facts?  richdave | 03/14/06
false paridise....  JoeMama_z | 03/14/06
Difference is Windows works  Cayble | 03/14/06
Who uses a PC for games?  nomorems | 03/14/06
Everybody  CobraA1 | 03/15/06
Professional and novice gamers alike  Boot_Agnostic | 03/16/06
Ok...  zkiwi | 03/14/06
RE: Difference is Windows works  richdave | 03/14/06
All legacy technologies...  Mike Cox | 03/14/06
\|8|/  An_Axe_to_Grind | 03/14/06
Paranoia  David Moore_z | 03/14/06
Yeah..  nomorems | 03/14/06
Better Dress Warmly  DaffyDuck | 03/14/06
Kudos dude!  woot! | 03/14/06
Tears to my eyes ....  Linux_4u! | 03/14/06
9.5  DangDaCommonCentz | 03/15/06
Sooo  Boot_Agnostic | 03/16/06
Besides  Chad_z | 03/14/06
All FUD...  Mike Cox | 03/14/06
Eh  tic swayback | 03/14/06
Your system is clearly inferior to ours  woot! | 03/14/06
To quote you rep?  graphx | 03/14/06
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noob or not  graphx | 03/14/06
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