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Mikey has a brother Mark at Redhat?
This explains everything.

Mikey has a middle child complex and it turned him to the dark side.


"Markey works for Redhat
I hate Markey, Markey gets everything
I think I'll sell my soul to microscrooge just to get even with my
lousy brother" --- Mike Cox


Now he has to drown his woes in latte and many expensive dinners with his rep.

Mom! He's touching me again
Mom! he's looking at me
Shut up Mike and drink your latte like a good boy and try to be more like your brother Mark.
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