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OneNet trilogy (T! Parody)

I can just see this now...

I. "It saw all programs as the enemy, not just open source."

II. "It's going to take over the world! It'll feel pretty [beep] real to you too if we don't do something about it!"

III. "Hmmm, we seem to have a virus here. Release OneNet to the public, it should take care of it."
click click clickity-click. "Done."
"Noooooooo, don't do it! Don't you see, OneNet IS the virus!"
...
"You have been flagged for termination." 01000100 01000101 01001100 01000101 01010100 01000101 ...
...
"We wern't meant to fight it, only to survive it. We were meant to be there, to rebuild the online community after the war was over."


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I wonder if I could get Mel Brooks in on this one.

Posted by: D-cat   Posted on: 12/15/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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