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In a special trial held at the home of Linus Torvalds, champion of the Linux operating system, three defendants (Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer and the Microsoft Corporation) were found guilty of causing global warming, the greenhouse effect, the rise of international terrorism, as well as laundering money through the SCO corporation and initiating a worldwide epidemic of biological viral attacks.

Mr. Torvalds presided over the trial as judge, while a jury of 12 native Penguinistas contemplated the fate of the defendants. Despite the fact that the prosecution did not call a single witness, the defendants were convicted on all charges.

Public execution for the two human defendants and all Microsoft Corporation shills is scheduled for tomorrow.

In a rare reversal of their usual position, Amnesty International has issued a press release through their Linux based computer SUPPORTING the executions.
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Is that the same 250k  zeedeenet | 01/29/04
i know the culprit, it is...  stephen732@... | 01/29/04
THINGS THAT MAKE YA GO-----  Doug4u1 | 01/30/04
mike rowe  Arm A. Geddon | 01/31/04
250K  nite_w0lf | 01/29/04
I know who did it...  jeutkune | 01/29/04
Troll alert  d_jedi | 01/30/04
Dont blame the user  Suicida| | 01/30/04
In a related news story:  vferrara | 01/30/04
Report to moderator  vferrara | 01/30/04
identity hijacking?  ryusen | 01/30/04
F**K off.  jeutkune | 01/30/04
Chill Man  vferrara | 01/31/04
It was the same guy...  Xunil_Sierutuf | 01/29/04
More trolls..  d_jedi | 01/30/04
but...  ryusen | 01/30/04
A hint to MS for the viruses:  michael-t | 01/29/04
THe worm doesn't explicitly exploit any particular flaw in Windows  DanIelWalker_z | 01/30/04
Even more so  michael-t | 01/30/04
This will only encourage them  njpayne | 01/29/04
yaa  shamit | 01/30/04
It's like saying the death penalty discourages psychopathic axe murderers  DanIelWalker_z | 01/30/04
huh?  d_jedi | 01/30/04
Encouragement/Fame  bhall2271@... | 01/30/04
and i put a bounty on microsoft ....  M_c | 01/30/04
Agree with you.  Prognosticator | 01/30/04
Don't take his word, ask Bill Gates  tic swayback | 01/30/04
and i agree with you  M_c | 01/30/04
the probem is  JWatson77 | 01/30/04
I believe you are basically correct  vferrara | 01/30/04
Consequences..  d_jedi | 01/30/04
Interesting Idea but Legal?  vferrara | 01/30/04
IS IT LEGAL TO HIRE "HACKERS" TO CRACK VIRUS?  Doug4u1 | 01/30/04
I'm betting that with $500,000 on the line..  No_Ax_to_Grind | 01/30/04
So far no results  tic swayback | 01/30/04
But your talking about extremists  Suicida| | 01/30/04
from what i read  JWatson77 | 02/01/04
Thanks a bunch Bill  itmarkh | 01/30/04
How original, how long did it...  No_Ax_to_Grind | 01/30/04
How long did it take you to come up with that gem?  itmarkh | 01/30/04
The guilty party is obvious  nnigam | 02/02/04
Look close MS  FilledOut | 02/02/04

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