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My rep delivered me these patches this morning and told me not to rush to install them. He said it was much more important to go over the details of our new Microsoft Security Services contract. Upon legal review, top attornies from Microsoft discovered we were only protected for 3 years and my rep asked me to "sign on the line that is dotted" for an additional 6 years. I whipped out my pen and immediately signed. I told my rep the check is in the mail and he told me I should go book lunch at Yarrow's. On behalf of my entire company, I would like to thank Microsoft for the excellent security in their products. These patches are just noise created by the Green Screen crowd. As my rep says: "Even though you should patch, we need to go to the tennis match".
Posted by: Mike Cox   Posted on: 10/12/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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