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you just wish that were the case dog!
"All you would have to do if this happens is to start a freedom union."

Yeah, and watch it get crushed by former Republican party supporters. I would put a freedom cross in my backyard and watch it get run down by some biker who is really a hired hand of the Republifascist machine.

"All union members would stick the body part in the microwave for a few seconds and zap the chip."

Yeah, only doing so would have been outlawed by the "freedom" police. So you'd go to jail for that one mi compatriot..

"Do you know how to pull a magnatron out of a microwave oven?"

Yeah, and I also know how to pull some magic rabbits outta me bucrack.

"You might even sterilize the frequent shoppers as a benefit."

Hell, that's even worth the price without taking RFID into account. happy

"You have to adapt."

Oh, I have. I have 30 grenades and two crossbows more than I did last week.

"Now go take your meds."

I do. And you know what? I'm so generous that I've been sharing my meds with my fellow citizens. I go to weddings and soup kitchens and dump a few pounds of my 'straightening' stuff into the punch. It also helps to take a little of the tart outta the urine that the disgruntled little punk waiter pissed out in belligerent rebellious psycho rage.
And I've noticed that a lot more of my fellow citizens are 'straightened' back into 'reality'..

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Posted by: Jeff Spicoli   Posted on: 08/28/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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RE: California shelves RFID ban  Linux User 147560 | 08/26/05
time to polish off the rocket launcher  Jeff Spicoli | 08/27/05
Of course...  Tim Patterson | 08/27/05
BWahahahaha!!!  Jeff Spicoli | 08/27/05
You went off your meds again Jeff !  osreinstall | 08/28/05
you just wish that were the case dog!  Jeff Spicoli | 08/28/05
You know they are not that dangerous.  osreinstall | 08/28/05
Remember "Minority Report?"  mobrien_12@... | 08/27/05
It's called 'The Mark of the Beast'  btljooz | 08/29/05
Yeah sure!  osreinstall | 08/29/05
RE: Yeah sure!  btljooz | 08/29/05
Now we know why the moderator got involved!  osreinstall | 08/29/05
More details...  robert.jones | 09/06/05
interview with Senator Simitian  stevelake | 09/11/05

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