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Not A Problem At Our Organization
We have recruited individuals in our organization who have been dubbed the "Firefox Brigade", and their job is to monitor every packet that routes through our firewall onto our network. Any packet that has originated from a box that is running Internet Explorer is immediately tagged by IP, and the user is escorted to a holding facility where they are tortured relentlessly for 36 hours by forcing them to watch Revolution OS and repeat an oath of allegiance to open sourc and Linus until collapse. After 36 hours the individual is escorted to the courtyard (AKA Geek Abu Grahib), where webcams capture their execution for all in the company to see. Our CIO has endorsed this act and we intend to wipe out all IE users by the end of the next quarter.
Posted by: itanalyst   Posted on: 05/05/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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Here's a question ...  worknman | 05/04/05
Step up MS  Richard Flude | 05/04/05
Duh, reply to story is the other button  Richard Flude | 05/04/05
You're making an assumption...  gfeier | 05/04/05
Not just an assumption  Richard Flude | 05/04/05
That leaves 66 %...  gfeier | 05/05/05
Absolutely right  ebrke | 05/05/05
To easy to avoid detection  voska | 05/05/05
MS Windows is the problem, it's insecure and flawed!  matrixdomain | 05/04/05
I tell ya, I'm going BACK to my Mac for online banking...  BitTwiddler | 05/05/05
B of A  Bill4 | 05/05/05
Blame the OS  bobiroc | 05/05/05
The myth that MS is attacked because its more popular  whisperycat | 05/05/05
The myth that MS is attacked because its more popular  whisperycat | 05/05/05
The Big Picture  bobiroc | 05/05/05
Sorry but the MS marketing argument won't work  whisperycat | 05/06/05
No!  bobiroc | 05/06/05
Now if I was a scammer ...  George Mitchell | 05/05/05
Guys like you give Linux a bad name  Squawkbox | 05/05/05
Thanks for another unbiased post  I_am_hellion_z | 05/05/05
What we need to do!  chalkbd@... | 05/05/05
Not to worry  nucrash | 05/05/05
3.0 Mike Cox I am not.  nucrash | 05/05/05
Don't be so hard on yourself  Michael Kelly | 05/05/05
Not A Problem At Our Organization  itanalyst | 05/05/05
7.5 for the rookie  luke_sg | 05/05/05
If this ever becomes a problem with Linux ...  George Mitchell | 05/05/05
you wish because you don't know  matrixdomain | 05/05/05
MS is to blame b/c they have done nothing to fix the probs!  kbeartxzd | 05/05/05
Linux isn't exactly innocent  severian@... | 05/06/05
really?  matrixdomain | 05/06/05
you are a fraud  matrixdomain | 05/06/05
we are waiting .....  matrixdomain | 05/06/05

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